anna-phora:

the-little-fox-in-the-box:

girlfriendluvr:

thepipetheyfoundgaddafiin:

(via)

“Unlike my wife, I expect you not to cheat” SAVAGE

wonderswoman:

Where is the lie tho

hamlet-memes-and-other-themes:

Claudius at King Hamlet’s funeral: This is so sad alexa play oh I just can’t wait to be king

hpinfalsettoland:

Thor explaining Get Help to Loki

Loki: so go over it one last time

Thor: so you pretend to be injured and I carry you into the room of guards shouting “GET HELP, MY BROTHER IS INJURED” to get their attention and then I YEET you at them, knocking them all over

Loki: I’m sorry, you what me?

Thor: YEET, the man of spiders told me about it, it’s a very useful and expressive term

cannibalcoalition:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

bibliophilepixie:

specifically, Before the actual turn

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

And even more specifically, while not in the fucking bike lane.